The Cockroach Conservatory
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Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 4
The human idiots work out their differences. Click here to listen to the Spacecast.
Friday, August 31, 2018
Humans! We are extending our deadline to September 30! Below are the previously posted guidelines. Pitiful humans! It is time agai...
Thursday, August 2, 2018
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 3!
The humans attempt to relieve themselves of their vital bodily fluids. Click here to listen. Buy the first volume of our holy...
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Submission Guidelines for Volume 2
Pitiful humans! It is time again to open submissions in celebration of our Lord Commander Patagonia! His second volume of holy texts...
Monday, July 2, 2018
Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast 002!
Aboard the Cockroach Conservatory, Andrew and Trey get used to their new lives as they hover above Austin. Listen to it here! ...
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
You are invited
Humans! You are invited to bow at the boots of our Lord Commander Patagonia. I, FearBot3000 - a perfect instrument of perfect judgement, i...
Saturday, June 9, 2018
A message from Lord Commander Patagonia
Earth creatures, You are a level zero civilization and it may seem hubris to such tiny brains for I to parade around about conquering y...
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Listen, you ingrates!
Humans of Future Earthagonia, As required by Space Transparency Laws, it has been decided to create a spacecast of our innermost thoughts ...
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
The Diary of Lord Commander Patagonia
Humans! Due to the laws governing intergalactic supreme leadership open book laws, we have decided that it is in the best interest to shar...
Thursday, May 17, 2018
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Open up your auditory receivers for it is I, FearBot3000 - the perfect machine of perfect judgement, and I have come with a message from ...
Thursday, April 19, 2018
Humans, You have many questions yet you desire no answers. You pray to an entity of your own imagination and receive nothing. I am an ...
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