Sunday, April 1, 2018

Cockroach Conservatory: Updated Vol. 1 Guidelines

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The title of Cockroach Conservatory Vol. 1 is: The Working Zealot's Guide to Gaining Capital in Pre-Apocalyptic America

What are we looking for? Weird stories about cults, capitalism, working stiffs, and weirdos. We like bizarro. We like horror. We like our sci-fi and fantasy on the weirder side. We like humor. Think Joe R. Lansdale. Think Victor Pelevin. Think Brian Keene. Think Jessica McHugh. Really. This is a loosey-goosey guideline. The title obfuscates as much as it reveals. We know. It was done on purpose. Cults! Murder! Capitalism! Take it and run. 

Word count: no more than 3000 words.

Payment: 6 cents per word.

Is that weird Soviet era sci-fi illustration of a robot the cover? No, it's just a public domain placeholder for this website. We have commissioned a local Austin, TX artist for the cover. 

Poetry
Send no more than 3 poems. If accepted, we'll pay a flat rate of $10 per poem. 

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL JUNE 5, 2018. Anything submitted after that will go unread unless we announce an extension.

  1. Send your stuff as a doc or docx file to RaceForTheRoaches@gmail.com. rtf file format will not be opened.


Subject line should read: SUBMISSION - [Your Name] - [Story Name/or Poetry]

Include a short bio in your email. 

Try to follow this format. We don't need your physical mailing address.

We want first North American rights to your story on acceptance. Payment will be on publication. We'll send contracts out and exchange payment information on acceptance. 

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3 comments:

  1. Hey -- I suggest you go to Duotrope and edit your entry to make this page the landing site from there, rather than the top of your blog. What's currently at the top of your blog is humorous and all, but you'll probably get more submissions from writers who don't have to go on an Easter Egg hunt on your blog to find the guidelines, particularly if you're planning to keep posting here, driving the guidelines post farther and farther down.

    Best of luck,

    Angie

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  2. Would you have any interest in submissions of illustrations or short comics?

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  3. any resteictions on how many stories a writer can submit? any restrictions on profanity? sexual themes?

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